Cameron came home from school yesterday and said: "Mom....the freakiest thing that could ever happen to a teenager happened to me today."
Mom: "You're not a teenager. What happened?"
Cam: "A girl asked me out."
Mom: "What?!?!? Who was it?"
Cam: "I don't know. She just came up to me and said, 'You want to go out with me?'"
Mom: "What did you say?"
Cam: "Um, no."