Cameron came home from school yesterday and said: "Mom....the freakiest thing that could ever happen to a teenager happened to me today." Mom: "You're not a teenager. What happened?" Cam: "A girl asked me out." Mom: "What?!?!? Who was it?" Cam: "I don't know. She just came up to me and said, 'You want to go out with me?'" Mom: "What did you say?" Cam: "Um, no."